Your kids might not know that you once ran the bases to shouts of "LET'S GO, WHEELS," but you remember. 

You still have the cleat scars from flag football and have told the story so many times you just brush it off like it ain't no thing. 

There is still a spot on the gym floor from your great science fair volcano eruption of '93 that no amount of sanding and refinishing will ever remove.
We see you. We salute you. This one's for you, Former CYO Allstar.